Thursday, September 13, 2012

The Shape of My Heart

Not only is this my first post, but this is the beginning of a revolution. No lie. I can guarantee you that if you listen to me, like everyone should any way, you will find yourself saving tons of money when you go to the grocery and convenience store. 
I am the Coupon Queen, (emphasis on the Queen, please) and I have my finger on the pulse of what's going on in the savings world. "But Queen, how could you possibly find the time to do all of this awesome saving?" you may ask, simple. Stick with me kid, and we will go far together, if you can handle it.
My goal from this is to teach you how to use coupons and in store deals to save you a ton of money with out taking a ton of time out of your life. As a full-time college student with a job and a full time social life, I know that time is precious. Don't go by what you see on TV, you do not need to spend 40 hours a week cutting coupons, you do not need to buy a separate house for your toilet paper and dish soap, and you do not need to spend your entire Saturday at Wal-Mart just to save a few bucks. And most importantly, I will never ever ever encourage you to dumpster dive. Totes gross.

In just a few minutes before you go shopping I can teach you what you need to know to get the most out of the little bit of money you have left after the liquor store and mall take their cut.

.....Are you ready for this jelly?


  1. Nice start to the blog! I like the color scheme you've picked out. I'm glad there will be no dumpster diving, but where do you stand on the five second rule?

  2. We're all about keeping our hands clean. Let the crazy cat ladies go dumpster diving, they have nothing else better to do, I wouldn't want to take that away from them. That would just be rude.